Ranking The Top 10 Remaining NBA Free Agents: Neon Bodeaux, Teen Wolf, And More
What teams would make the best fits for those still on the market? NBA free agency is dying down. Big names like Dwight Howard, Chris Paul, and Josh Smith have all chosen their teams, and even the...
View ArticleThe Best Response To The Ryan Braun PED Scandal
The Marlins are the league’s lovable losers. Asked to comment on Ryan Braun's PED-related suspension, Miami Marlins first baseman Logan Morrison had this to say: Which is sadly true. Coming into...
View ArticleAaron Rodgers Owes Some Guy On Twitter $4.5 Million Because Ryan Braun Does...
#Busted. In 2012 Ryan Braun got a 50-game PED suspension overturned because his urine sample hadn't been stored correctly. At that time, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took to Twitter to...
View ArticleThe 21 Most Inspirational Moments From The World Synchronized Swimming...
Dancing around while treading water and doing the exact same thing as your partner is extremely hard, but these ladies made it look easy. The best moments from the 2013 World Aquatics Championships in...
View ArticleCharles Barkley Makes It Rain Benjamins At A Celebrity Golf Event
Sir Charles ran out of [expletive]s to give, so he gave away $3,000 to random fans. This past weekend Charles Barkley played in the annual American Century Championship tournament at Edgewood Tahoe...
View ArticleJason Heyward, Superhero, Saved The Braves With This Amazing Catch
Here he comes to end the game! Here's how it went down for the Mets last night: Starter Dillon Gee had a no-hitter going into the seventh, when Freddie Freeman broke it up by near-decapitation. The...
View ArticleHow To Make A Demoralizing Loss Even More Humiliating
The Cincinnati Reds lack compassion. Losing 11-0 at home and dropping to eight games below .500 is pretty depressing for any baseball team, but when you're the reigning World Series champs it's...
View ArticleTerminally Ill Dutch Soccer Fan Honored With Giant Banner By Fellow Supporters
Stop making me cry, sports! There's a remarkable video going around of fans of the Dutch Feyenoord team celebrating a fellow supporter, named Rooie Marck, who was terminally ill. Marck was brought out...
View ArticlePirates Superfan Sculpts Pro-Pirates Slogan Into His Own Chest Hair
He takes supporting the team to new, mildly disturbing heights. Sports fans will do just about anything to prove the level of commitment they have for their favorite team. Supporters have been...
View ArticleBadminton Brawl Breaks Out In Canada
There’s a “black card” in badminton, and this guy really earned it. During the badminton doubles finals of the 2013 Canadian Open, a fight broke out between Bodin Issara and Maneepong Jongjit — two...
View ArticleDouble Plays Don't Come Much Harder Than This
That was one giant leap for Chris Stewart. Pretty nice effort on Saturday from Yankees catcher Chris Stewart, going back into the stands behind the Fenway Park batter's box and leaping to catch the...
View ArticleWhite Sox Game Of "Hot Potato" Leads To Inside-The-Park Home Run For Tigers
I didn’t even know it was possible to be this bad. Last night in the Tigers-White Sox game, Detroit second baseman Hernan Perez smacked a shot into the left-center gap. As the ball rolled to the wall,...
View ArticleWhy Baseball Players Should Take Elephant Steroids During Games
Hear us out! There IS a relevant point here. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on a urine collector named Dino. Via: Marc Serota / Getty Images It's likely that you've thought at some point in...
View ArticleCristiano Ronaldo Kicks So Hard, He Broke A Kid's Wrist
And now this 11-year-old has an amazing story. 11-year-old Charlie Silverwood was attending a friendly soccer match between Bournemouth and Real Madrid, when all of a sudden he was struck by a...
View ArticleProfessional Football Player Draws Like A First Grader
Showing off that Alabama education. This is Eddie Lacy. He was the star running back for the Alabama Crimson Tide before being drafted in the second round by the Green Bay Packers. And according to...
View ArticleAstros Runner Trips, Falls Over, Somehow Produces Walkoff Win Through Oakland...
Just like they drew it up. Baseball Fundamentals 101: You're a catcher, it's a tie game in the bottom of the ninth, and there's a runner on first — but the winning run is on second base. The ball gets...
View ArticleThere Is A Mercedes Golf Cart That's Way Nicer Than Your Car
Finally, a luxury brand makes golf seem even more pretentious. Do you ride in golf carts and constantly complain about their lame boxy exterior, lackluster lumbar support, ineffective cup holders, and...
View ArticleMost Famous Butt In NFL Set To Retire
A bittersweet day for a legendary butt. Last Thanksgiving, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez ran into offensive guard Brandon Moore's butt and fumbled. The Patriots returned the ball for a touchdown....
View ArticleWatch Paid TV Sports Analysts "Debate" With The Elegance Of Drunk College Kids
When hilariously high tensions meet embarrassingly limited vocabulary. ESPN's First Take — starring the infallible Skip Bayless and the unconscionable Stephen A. Smith — is a "debate" bitchfest where...
View Article13 Strange And Spectacular NASCAR Celebrations
In honor of this weekend’s Brickyard 400. Ain’t no trophy like a grandfather clock, cuz a grandfather clock don’t stop. Unlike most sports, every single victory in NASCAR is accompanied by a huge...
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