ESPN Has Mastered The Art Of Making Grown Men Cry
The World Wide Leader is cutting onions every time you turn on the TV. No one cares about the ESPY Awards. It's that simple. Fans don't care about who wins Best Team or Greatest College Athlete...
View ArticleGolfer Causes $80,000 Worth Of Damage With One Swing
Whoops. The British Open began this morning at 1:32 a.m. EST at Muirfield in Scotland. The Open — as it's simply referred to across the pond — tests players' patience as they face super firm greens,...
View ArticleMetta World Peace, The Internet's Most Beloved Bully
Villains become heroes when they can amuse you in 140 characters. Via: Don Ryan / AP Metta World Peace, the former Ron Artest, is joining the New York Knicks, and Knicks fans have reacted with...
View ArticleBasketball Player Falls Victim To Exploding Shorts
James Bond called; he wants his shorts back. During Wednesday's Summer League game against the New Orleans Pelicans, Nuggets guard Jordan Hamilton went for a drive to the hoop and had a rather unusual...
View ArticleBasketball Player Sings, World Weeps
Press play and consider your weekend ruined. Dirk Nowitzki is good at a lot of things. He's an 11-time NBA All-Star, a finals champion and a league MVP. Dirk has also proven to be goofy and pretty...
View ArticleTour De France Photo Taken Right Before Face-Plant
Perfect timing. Yesterday, during a stretch of the Tour de France, a fan decided to run alongside American cyclist Tejay Van Garderen. But before he could get very far, another fan stepped in and...
View Article5 Golf Stretches Guaranteed To Ignite Your Loins
Miguel Angel Jimenez has it all figured out. Meet the 49-year-old ponytail-rocking, cigar-smoking Spaniard who is currently near the top of the British Open leader board at Muirfield in Scotland....
View ArticleCool Dog Has Amazing Reaction Time
It’s like watching Air Bud on drugs. Dogs are awesome. They can pretty much do anything. And when it comes to retrieving balls... They will do whatever it takes. View Entire List ›
View ArticleA-Rod's H.S. Scouting Report Throws Shade At The Yankee Captain
“Similar to Jeter only bigger and better.” It's easy to forget a time — way before the steroids and New York — when Alex Rodriguez was one of the most exciting and likeable players in Major League...
View ArticleKeith Olbermann's ESPN Show: Actually Maybe Worth Getting Excited About?
After 16 years, the proto-sports desk anchor for a generation of fans is back home. Why the pairing might actually work out this time. Via: ESPN Amid the groundswell of nostalgia and good feelings...
View ArticlePhil Mickelson Is Your 2013 British Open Champion
Lefty stole the show with one of the greatest final rounds in British Open history. Merely a month after another heartbreak at the U.S. Open Phil Mickelson played one of the greatest rounds of his...
View ArticleLittle Red Sox Fan Pwns Yankees With Hat Switcheroo
If this kid is the future, then the future is going to be hilarious. During Saturday's Yankees-Red Sox game, a young fan placed a Yankees cap over his Red Sox gear, presumably to better lobby for...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez Listed As Key To Patriots Offense In "USA Today" NFL Preview
The next time an old person starts complaining about the decline of newspapers and magazines vis-à-vis “blogs” and “Twitters,” show them this. On Sunday, Adam Schefter, the NFL Insider writer for...
View ArticleLandon Donovan Single-Handedly Defeats El Salvador, Looks Great In Shades
The veteran carried the U.S. men’s national team to the Gold Cup semifinals. Men's national team coach Jurgen Klinsmann made waves last month by keeping Landon Donovan off the roster for the World Cup...
View ArticleMMA Fighter Challenges Strangers To Punch Him In The Face
No, seriously. Meet Trav. He's an MMA trainer with his own YouTube channel where he teaches viewers how to "Fight Smart." In one of his recent videos, he discussed the art of dodging punches using...
View ArticleBaseball Player Gets Destroyed By A Man Falling From The Sky
Who says baseball is boring? Baseball players get injured in a myriad of ways, from running to first base, falling in the clubhouse, and getting mauled in celebrations to simply sleeping on their arm...
View ArticleMLB Suspends Ryan Braun For Remainder Of 2013 Season, And Here's What That Means
The Brewers slugger admits to making “mistakes” with regards to performance-enhancing drugs. Via: Morry Gash / AP The other shoe finally dropped for Ryan Bruan, and the Milwaukee Brewers slugger and...
View ArticleThe Most Obvious Case Of Match-Fixing You Will Ever See
Is 79 goals in one game too many? Earlier this month, per the BBC, two amateur Nigerian football clubs combined for 146 goals. No, that's not the total for their season; that all happened in a single...
View ArticleFlorida Gator Arrested For Barking At A Dog Named Bear
Taking a page out of the DMX playbook. Antonio Morrison is a sophomore linebacker for the Florida Gators football team. On Sunday, he was arrested for barking at a police dog. Yes, you read that...
View ArticlePossibly The Worst Job Interview Performance In The History Of The Eastern...
Cameron Wake was this close to nailing it. And by “this,” we mean… Via: Alex Trautwig / Getty Images Grantland ran an excellent piece last week about Cameron Wake, the Miami Dolphins defensive end...
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