Dude.
This is Alexi Lalas. If you're watching the World Cup this summer, you're going to see a lot of him on ESPN.
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And if that's the only photo you've ever seen of Alexi Lalas, you're probably thinking: He seems nice! Even, dare you think, clean cut.
But stare into that face once more. Give it a good look.
Behind that layer of stubble is an undeniable truth: Alexi Lalas is a man of the 1990s.
Or to be more specific: This man WAS the 1990s.
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Let's start with that hair, shall we?
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That extremely 1990s hair — hair that flows like the river bends.
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