“Reverse it!”
Your stand with your feet turned out. All the time.
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In regular shoes, though.
You're always popping your joints. Especially your hips. Even in public.
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You hear everything in either 3/4 or 4/4 time.
You've pretty much accepted you'll never be able to wear sandals in public.
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