A Real, Live NHL Team Used "The Flying V"
The Mighty Ducks franchise is the gift that keeps on giving. Being someone who doesn't watch a ton of hockey, I first got only a glimpse of this glorious moment from the Edmonton Oilers in a photo on...
View Article7 Mind-Blowing Ways To Think About How Much Time Manti Te'o Spent On The...
Five hundred hours is a lot of hours. Manti Te'o reportedly spoke to his fake girlfriend "Lennay Kekua" on the phone for 500 hours. Let's put that in perspective. In 500 hours, you could watch "Zero...
View ArticleHotel Chain Makes The Best Manti Te'o Joke Yet
Bravo, Quality Inn. The Manti Te'o special. Via: @chaptonstall Image by Sue Ogrocki, File / AP
View ArticleOne NBA Player Who You Won't Hear Say "No Homo"
Kenneth Faried was mad when his mom married another woman… Because he couldn't be there. Source: youtube.com
View Article49ers Renaissance Man Vernon Davis Is Your New Favorite Football Player
He paints. He curls. And he's fast as hell. You're going to love Vernon Davis — unless you're a Ravens fan. Image by Thearon W. Henderson / Getty Images This is... Image by Tony Avelar / AP Vernon...
View ArticleFan Hits Half-Court Shot For $75,000, Gets Tackled By A Celebrating LeBron
I'm a Cleveland fan, and even I love LeBron again at this point. Last night, a Miami Heat fan hit a half-court hook shot for $75,000. It was amazing. How could this get any better? How about the...
View ArticleOttawa Senators Coach Paul MacLean Meets His Doppelgänger
And tries to act like his mind isn't blown. Ottawa Senators coach Paul MacLean is a distinctive looking man. With thinning-but-not-quite-scarce hair, half-rim spectacles, and a glorious, bushy...
View ArticleWhy ESPN Is The Worst, In One Crazy Obnoxious Photo
There's just over a week until the Super Bowl. So what do you think they were talking about? "Man, I can't wait for the Super Bowl. I'm going to turn on ESPN 2 and see what they're talking about this...
View ArticleA Friendly Reminder That Even NFL Stars Totally Look Like Dads
Peyton Manning, you are a Serious Dad. Via r/NFL, take a look at this exquisite photograph, ostensibly of Peyton Manning, who's in Hawaii for the NFL Pro Bowl. This photo, which is about as unverified...
View ArticleRootability, Jaw-Dropability And Drama Abound As The NBA's Second Half Begins
The Association is about to hit the home stretch of another strong season; here are the year's best stories so far. The Lakers Are At Five Minutes To Midnight Image by Mark Blinch / Reuters Under...
View ArticleLance Armstrong Does Radiohead's "Creep"
“I want a perfect body.” This is brilliant. Created by Matthijs Vlot. Source: vimeo.com
View ArticleWhat Happens When Snowmobiles Attack
Things I learned watching the X Games: When you lose control of a snowmobile, it pretty much turns into a movie monster. Also, the X stands for XTREME. At the X Games on Sunday, biker Jackson Strong...
View ArticleManti Te'o's Interview With Katie Couric Gets Auto-Tuned, Is Amazing
This is the new hot jam. Source: youtube.com
View Article13 Mind-Blowingly Gorgeous Photos Of A Sled Dog Race
Beautiful. Just beautiful. A musher with his dogs competing in the the Grande Odyssee sledding race in the Alps, a 12-day event that finished last week. Image by AFP / Getty Images The Mont-Cenis pass...
View ArticleHow To Throw An Epic Fit Over WWE Wrestling
A CM Punk fan reacts to The Rock winning the WWE Championship. IT'S REAL TO HIM, damnit. Last night at the Royal Rumble, The Rock beat CM Punk in a controversial decision to win the WWE Championship....
View ArticleThe Best Part Of The Miami Heat's Visit To The White House
President Obama tells LeBron it's his world, and Wade offers the president a contract. Earlier today, the Miami Heat visited the White House for the customary "NBA champions meet the President"...
View ArticleWhen ESPN Talks Dirty
In honor of Tony Kornheiser accidentally using a four-letter slang term for a woman's special area on television last week, here's a quick collection of the Worldwide Leader's most prominent...
View Article9 Things You Can Actually Bet On: Super Bowl Edition
These are all real bets that you are able to make. No, really. These are all real bets available through Bovada.LV, Sportsbook.ag, and BetOnline.com. People will actually risk money on these. Will...
View ArticleThe Most Dangerous Offensive Weapons That Will Be Deployed On Super Bowl Sunday
These four players, and their particular skill sets, could be the key to figuring out who the next Super Bowl champion is. The Ravens, I: Joe Flacco's Deep Ball The Ravens' offense is relatively...
View ArticleJoe Flacco Uses The Word "Retarded" Like An Assy Sixth-Grader
Proof that being a Super Bowl quarterback doesn't require eloquence or sensitivity. Joseph V. Flacco on the prospect of a cold-weather Super Bowl (which will happen in 2014). Hey, at least he didn't...
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