Amir Johnson got away with something that junior high refs would catch.
Step 1: Be an NBA player. In this case, be power forward Amir Johnson, whose Toronto Raptors hosted the Portland Trail Blazers Wednesday night.
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He's smiling because... well, you'll see.
Step 2: Get the ball. Dribble. Stop dribbling.
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Step 3: Stand there for a bit. PIVOT. (Good pivot.) PUMP-FAKE. (Good pump-fake.)
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Step 4: Start dribbling again, in what is commonly known as a double-dribble and is the kind of thing basketball players stop doing sometime around 5th grade.
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