Because the game is actually the least important thing.
Mariano Andújar (Argentina)
Who wouldn't love to receive a kiss from him?
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Rafa Márquez (Mexico)
There's a reason why he is Mexico's team captain.
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Fernando Amorebieta (Venezuela)
Six feet and three inches of pure hotness.
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Mauricio Pinilla (Chile)
The bad boy of Chilean soccer has EVERYTHING you've ever desired.
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