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1. Okay, all I need is a couple pairs of socks. I'll be in and out of here.
2. DAMN this place is bigger than I remember.
3. Okay, okay — FOCUS!
4. Where are the sock…. Ooooh is that a putting green?
5. Wow, this putter would shave at least eight strokes off my game.
6. I am sort of in the market for a new set of wedges.
7. How do people spin the ball backwards? I wanna do that.
8. Oh wow, they have a DRIVING CAGE?!?!
9. Let me find a Dick's employee to let me in there…
10. How does Rory McIroy hit the ball 150 yards farther than me?
11. Why are golf balls so friggin' expensive?
12. Damn, how do I tell this guy that I'm too poor to buy a $400 driver?
13. I'll just walk away briskly.
14. You know what? I haven't played competitive baseball in about ten years — I could use a new bat.
15. THIS IS LIGHT AS HELL!
16. I totally would have been all-county if I had a bat like this in high school.
17. Okay, these wood bats are a lot heavier than I expected.
18. Maybe I should buy some batting gloves and act like I'm Drake.
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19. Are those wiffleballs? I should probably buy a case.
20. When the fuck did they start covering the rim on the basketball hoops?
21. I wish I had someone with me to throw the football around.
22. I'll just throw it into that basket.
23. Do I need a new pair of cleats? You know, just to have?
24. Probably — my playing days aren't over yet.
25. Athletic cups are so funny.
26. They sell football helmets here? Why the hell would someone buy their own football helmet.
27. Man, it would be pretty cool to have a football helmet.
28. How can anyone drop a ball with these gloves? They're so sticky.
29. I wonder if it would be weird to wear one of these shock-resistant mouth guards in public.
30. Technology these days….
31. If lacrosse was a thing when I was growing up I totally would have been awesome at it.
32. Probably would have went to an Ivy League school too.
33. I wonder if my roller blades are still in the garage?
34. Do I need a street hockey stick?
35. Do people still play street hockey?
36. I've always wanted a pair of hockey gloves.
37. I wonder if the treadmills are plugged in?
38. I've always wanted a punching bag.
39. Or one of those speed bags from Rocky!
