Here’s another great reason to get drunk and watch figure skating.
Any time Scott Hamilton does one of the following:
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1. Raises his voice: “Triple tooooooe,” “Double luuuuutz”
2. Laughs when someone lands a jump: “Hahahahaha oh!”
3. “Beaaaaaaaautiful”
4. Says someone is “truly special.”
5. Talks about maturity.
6. "It wasn't bad, it just wasn't..."
E.g., "Hot off her win at nationals" or "That was a fiery performance."
Any talk of Michelle Kwan and “the gold that eluded her.”
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