Decoding a United States tradition.
The Super Bowl is a bit like the FA Cup final. Except people actually care about it.
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That said, unlike the FA Cup — in which almost every team in the country from amateurs to Manchester United can theoretically make the final — the Super Bowl is unashamedly about money and slick production values. Three hours of adverts interrupted by the occasional spot of sport, if you will.
I have never watched American football and have no idea what's going on.
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Seattle Seahawks run out to The Verve's "Bitter Sweet Symphony," in tribute to the drug-addled Wigan band (and northwest England's commitment to hitting people for fun).
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Meanwhile, the other team gets led out by a WOMAN ON A HORSE. Britain has rubbish animal mascots in comparison, such as the Blackburn Rovers chicken.
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Still, U.S. television presentation can make even the most mundane moments seem like an epic moment in human history.
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